do you know why they call me Bloody Mary? because some of them, they think it’s funny to have their little sleepovers and go into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror. they find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog.
- You’re right.
- I’m always right.
#oh my god i need so much for them to be happy together forever #why could we never have this ship? #why do so many people completely object to the idea #of this gorgeous self confident fat woman #who owns her sexuality and her nerdiness and takes shit from no one and possesses her brilliance full stop #ending up with this equally gorgeous incredibly built and charming black man #who is flawed and scarred but so strong #who is sexually powerful and adventurous and free #but loves this woman whole heartedly with every ounce of his soul #she is his god given solace #he finds peace and home in her #she finds strength and safety and comfort in him #but all i ever hear is ‘BUT THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS PERFECT WHY WOULD YOU MESS WITH THAT’ #’GOD WHY CAN NO ONE JUST LET A WOMAN AND A MAN BE PLATONIC IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE ROMANTIC’ #like jesus christ i never said anything about invalidating their incredible beautiful friendship #i friendship them to hell and back #but i ALSO would love to see them bone and move in together and get married and be sickeningly #in love and perfect for the rest of their lives together #i just sideeye the objections to them so much #because it often seems to come at least a little rooted from a place of #a) don’t put the black man and white woman together #b) don’t put the fat woman with the built conventionally beautiful man #and c) but why ship het when he can be shipped with a dude #and whatever that third one ship what you want #AND I WILL SHIP THIS UNTIL MY DEATHBED absentlyabbie)
psych aired exactly eight years ago (give or take a few minutes)
"gus, let’s just be clear on one thing. the only way they can absolutely prove i am not a psychic, is if i tell them. and i can guarantee you that is the one thing i will never do." July 7, 2006.
It’s Monday again. Do you need a pick-me-up? Have some hilarious quotes from The Lego Movie. You’re welcome and everything is awesome.
Is that all it’s ever going to be?
Melinda May in T.R.A.C.K.S (1.13)
I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.
D is for: Deadly, Disconnected, Dormant.
Winter Soldier ABC's
Bo Dennis + her thigh dagger
Modern Jaime/Cersei AU:
"I murdered people so I could be here with you!"