Is that what you’re wearing?
“Hey did you ever get those new arm guards you asked for?”
“Yeah, Coulson gave them to me last week.”
“So clearly it’s just my requisition forms that get lost in admin”
“What did you ask for?”
“A pet chinchilla”
“I don’t think you’re going to get a chinchilla, Wade.”
“Nope. Apparently mom loves you best.”
Happy 48th Birthday Phil.
He still believed in heroes.
MY FEELS THREATEN TO OVERTAKE ME.
THE BEST AVENGER