You do remember this is the guy that almost destroyed yer life an’ gave you a permanent ghost job by pushing you in a vat a’ bleach? The guy treats you like a saddle on a horse an’ you keep coming back ta him like he’s the greatest thing since sliced cheese. It breaks my heart. Wherever it is.
PMJ does a BLUEGRASS cover of Nicki Minaj’s ANACONDA.
This is just fucking awesome. I want to know how they could do any take of this without breaking down in giggles. Willpower for days.
OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT THAT BANJO.
(And there’s a puppy!!!!!)
Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making
I'm not interested in stories. I came to hear the truth.
Morrigan from Dragon Age Inquisition. Assignment from SmART School. Graphite sketch with digital paint.
POTC MEME: [1/1 Movie] » Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Still thinking of running, Jack? Still think you can outrun the world? See, the problem with being the last of anything, by and by and there be none left at all.
Rackhanne Appreciation Week - Day 5↪ Favourite ‘third wheel’Max • Jack Rackham • Anne Bonny
you are n o t s a f e
The Avengers. It’s what we call ourselves. Sorta like a team. Earth’s Mightiest Heroes type thing.
Long live the Queen.
"Before the sun sets on her 16th birthday, she will fall into a sleep like death!”
JUST THE TIPS: MASTER YOUR GENITALS WITH 23 PAGES OF FRACTION & ZDARSKY’S GUIDE TO SEXING [NSFW]
By Chris Sims
If you’ve been reading Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky’s Sex Criminals (and honestly, I’m pretty sure that if you’re reading this, you are), then you’ve probably noticed that one of the best parts of the comic comes in the letters page where the two creators offer the reader tips for a better sex life. Wait, no. “Better” is probably not the right word. Oh well, you get the idea.
Either way, the tips have been very enthusiastically received, and with the success of Sex Criminals, Fraction and Zdarsky are looking to spread the word and penetrate the market by collecting them in Just The Tips a handsome, 96-page hardcover that will look great on your coffee table, or hastily thrown under the sofa when your parents visit. And just in case that doesn’t arouse your interest, we’ve got a massive 23-page preview of the tips and sex positions ready for your perusal.
Please be advised, though, this is extremely not safe for work, unless your work is 100% cool with drawings of boners and buttholes, in which case you probably work for ComicsAlliance and saw it already.
The letters in Sex Criminals are just as good as the book itself. I’m so looking forward to this.
The Film Lover Challenge
a.k.a. Couch Potato Challenge. List 15 movies that you love as fast as you can! Then tag 5 humans. Non-humans are okay too.
Tagged by sleepingspines!
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.
Actresses + suits
LADIES IN SUITS THOUGH
This is relevant to my interests.